Joke for you, Pigging funny ?

[Nessie from Loch Ness]

A blonde and her husband were going to fill up their cars petrol tank before going out to dinner

The blond says 'Honey, afraid to go into the forecourt because of the swine flu'

Her husband replied "Look I've told you swine flu is in Mexico and not in TEXACO!"

 

[It's a nice day]

Sorry, it did nothing for me.
Hows the midges this time of year?

 

[tip tap top.]

lol. it's good but not brilliant. okay tho i suppose. 6 outta 10

 

[bruce lee]

nah its not the funniest, probably could be because i havent seen a texaco garage in years, i didnt think they were still in business...