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geoff w
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only us scousers can repeat this joke,ok!
a scouser walked into the local job centre,marched straight up to the counter and say,s"Hi i am looking for a job!"
The man behind the counter says"your timing is impeccable,we have just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffer/bodyguard for his two nymphomaniac daughters.You have to drive around in big new Mercedes and wear the uniform provided,the hours are bit long but your meals are provided.You also have to escort the two ladies on their overseas holidays and the salary package is £200,000 per year!"
the scouser says"geraway you are B*llsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter says"Well you BL**dy started it!"
a scouser walked into the local job centre,marched straight up to the counter and say,s"Hi i am looking for a job!"
The man behind the counter says"your timing is impeccable,we have just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffer/bodyguard for his two nymphomaniac daughters.You have to drive around in big new Mercedes and wear the uniform provided,the hours are bit long but your meals are provided.You also have to escort the two ladies on their overseas holidays and the salary package is £200,000 per year!"
the scouser says"geraway you are B*llsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter says"Well you BL**dy started it!"
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