Joke: Do you know the muffin man?

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Yea, he lives in wisconsin and likes to drink beer while he bakes..He's a dick...lol no really he does live in madison wisconsin and his name is Phil and i pick up one of his muffins everyday when i go to work.
 
Well....She's married to the muffin man...

The Muffin Man?

THE MUFFIN MAN!!

Married to the muffin man? Interesting,.......
 
Yes I know the muffin man! He lives on Drury Lane. I visited him last week and asked for a Banana Nut Muffin, he said they were out, and I threw a tissy fit. So he broke a piece of himself off to keep me happy. He was so yummy, everytime he turned around, I took a bite outta him....

I don't know where he went tho *BELCH!* ~crumbs fall off face~

He was a good muffin man....I wonder what his wife is like....

Oh, Mrs. Muffin Man!
 
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