emmaloubeeee
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4/3/2004 6:30:00 PM
I know this has been bitched about a thousand times before, but I have to say it all plus I wrote one last week but then my comp crashed and it was a really good rant. You can never recreate the gloriousness of a rant (one that you wrote when you're stoned
) but I'll try.
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These guys have got to be the most pathetic forms of human life on the face of the earth. I mean, all through school and especially from the very start of their miserable lives you can tell that they're going to turn out as arrogant sporto assholes just from the bitchy little way they behave as kids.
I went to a Judo class the other night (just started... you know why) and there was this kid there who was about 8 years old and he was the most energetic little shit I have ever seen. Real mouthy little piece, and you just look at them at that age and you can tell right then and there that they're going to be assholes. But it's when they start abusing their social status, then they need that boot up the ol' ass. I was a victim (as you can tell) and these guys have no respect for anyone but the coach. Right from primary school they start to bootlick their way up the ranks with half-time shower room gang bangs with their faggot coach and take all their frustration out on everyone else. How pathetic are they really? Well, let's see... they get told how to live as soon as they kick that football. Then they've got to live by rules 'you're a role model, now!' You can't smoke, you're thrust into the spotlight as a fucking celebrity and your shitty sporto face gets plastered around every single trailer-trash gossip rags for morbidly obese working-class single mothers to cream their pants over while they're getting a $2 'Quik-Perm' at the cheapo hair dressors. Meanwhile, their bratty little 8 year old twit of a son is off 'kickin the footy, ma' with his twit sporto-wannabe friends dreaming of one day becoming famous. They get to school and they start picking on the poor shitbag kid who's going to grow up cowering in the shadow of these egotistical self-righteous assholes all through college, right up until the jocks get the break of their life playing for the college team. So what great things can they do for our country? Well, they can play football... and all through their shitty school life they're the hit of the party, the pride and joy of the school... winning all those medals and all those trophies and all those premierships. As long as they keep reeling in those awards and credits to their school, then t hey're always going to get A's... as my ex-friend once put it: 'he can spell good, but run gooder'. I go to my P.E. and watch in pure amusement as these toss-monkeys dream on and on of one day becoming famous, of kicking that goal that see's them join the fuckng nationals. When that dream comes, guess what! They're stuck there! They can't get out! Now they've got to live their entire lives being a good influence/example whatever. How do they do it? Well, for one they get themselves into a big fat rape allegation or they get into a drunken brawl at a big party. Then, two weeks later, they show up at some fancy fucking dinner wearing their stupid fucking grins and stupid fucking monkey-suits with their super-model wives and posing for stupid fucking press and win stupid medals in all this dumbass formality what for? For kicking a stupid fucking ball around an oval (AFL, this is Australia) and beating other fag morons at being 'gooder' at it.
What point is this? What great leaps is mankind making with this? Great leaps onto each others backs and up each others assholes. Don't lie... Ive seen how you touch each other. I've seen those scrums where you frantically get all the balls and grope as much dick as you possibly can... you're all gay. I swear the only attraction you guys have to this sport lies solely in the change room.We have all this emphasis on playing sport and getting fit. You don't need to play sport to be fit. heck, I smoke weed don't exercise and I'm fitter than most people my age. Sport is a big part of Australian life, apparently. But now whenever I see the sport on TV I look at the guys playing it and see that exact same braindead egotistical 'jock' look in their eyes I saw in Nils fucking Williams when he was holding me up against the lockers, staring into me with those beady faggot eyes. Wow... you're three times bigger than me, and you're a fucking retard. The only hope you' ll ever have is getting into the football team, and I hope you die miserable, you fat fuck sporto homo, go kick a ball... that manages to amuse you 90% of your life... why you gotta prove your worth beating on some kid you know you can... issue yourself a challenge. Come along to a death metal concert and bag me out in front of some fellow death metallers, I'll gladly see your head beaten to bloody pulp.
CSI is on now... must dash.
can I continue on this later?
I know this has been bitched about a thousand times before, but I have to say it all plus I wrote one last week but then my comp crashed and it was a really good rant. You can never recreate the gloriousness of a rant (one that you wrote when you're stoned
) but I'll try. ==-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
These guys have got to be the most pathetic forms of human life on the face of the earth. I mean, all through school and especially from the very start of their miserable lives you can tell that they're going to turn out as arrogant sporto assholes just from the bitchy little way they behave as kids.
I went to a Judo class the other night (just started... you know why) and there was this kid there who was about 8 years old and he was the most energetic little shit I have ever seen. Real mouthy little piece, and you just look at them at that age and you can tell right then and there that they're going to be assholes. But it's when they start abusing their social status, then they need that boot up the ol' ass. I was a victim (as you can tell) and these guys have no respect for anyone but the coach. Right from primary school they start to bootlick their way up the ranks with half-time shower room gang bangs with their faggot coach and take all their frustration out on everyone else. How pathetic are they really? Well, let's see... they get told how to live as soon as they kick that football. Then they've got to live by rules 'you're a role model, now!' You can't smoke, you're thrust into the spotlight as a fucking celebrity and your shitty sporto face gets plastered around every single trailer-trash gossip rags for morbidly obese working-class single mothers to cream their pants over while they're getting a $2 'Quik-Perm' at the cheapo hair dressors. Meanwhile, their bratty little 8 year old twit of a son is off 'kickin the footy, ma' with his twit sporto-wannabe friends dreaming of one day becoming famous. They get to school and they start picking on the poor shitbag kid who's going to grow up cowering in the shadow of these egotistical self-righteous assholes all through college, right up until the jocks get the break of their life playing for the college team. So what great things can they do for our country? Well, they can play football... and all through their shitty school life they're the hit of the party, the pride and joy of the school... winning all those medals and all those trophies and all those premierships. As long as they keep reeling in those awards and credits to their school, then t hey're always going to get A's... as my ex-friend once put it: 'he can spell good, but run gooder'. I go to my P.E. and watch in pure amusement as these toss-monkeys dream on and on of one day becoming famous, of kicking that goal that see's them join the fuckng nationals. When that dream comes, guess what! They're stuck there! They can't get out! Now they've got to live their entire lives being a good influence/example whatever. How do they do it? Well, for one they get themselves into a big fat rape allegation or they get into a drunken brawl at a big party. Then, two weeks later, they show up at some fancy fucking dinner wearing their stupid fucking grins and stupid fucking monkey-suits with their super-model wives and posing for stupid fucking press and win stupid medals in all this dumbass formality what for? For kicking a stupid fucking ball around an oval (AFL, this is Australia) and beating other fag morons at being 'gooder' at it.
What point is this? What great leaps is mankind making with this? Great leaps onto each others backs and up each others assholes. Don't lie... Ive seen how you touch each other. I've seen those scrums where you frantically get all the balls and grope as much dick as you possibly can... you're all gay. I swear the only attraction you guys have to this sport lies solely in the change room.We have all this emphasis on playing sport and getting fit. You don't need to play sport to be fit. heck, I smoke weed don't exercise and I'm fitter than most people my age. Sport is a big part of Australian life, apparently. But now whenever I see the sport on TV I look at the guys playing it and see that exact same braindead egotistical 'jock' look in their eyes I saw in Nils fucking Williams when he was holding me up against the lockers, staring into me with those beady faggot eyes. Wow... you're three times bigger than me, and you're a fucking retard. The only hope you' ll ever have is getting into the football team, and I hope you die miserable, you fat fuck sporto homo, go kick a ball... that manages to amuse you 90% of your life... why you gotta prove your worth beating on some kid you know you can... issue yourself a challenge. Come along to a death metal concert and bag me out in front of some fellow death metallers, I'll gladly see your head beaten to bloody pulp.
CSI is on now... must dash.
can I continue on this later?