Jesus walks into a Hotel and Throws some nails on the reception counter?

[Caveman Dave]

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He says to the receptionist........

"Can you put me up for the night?"

 

[Elizabeth]

hahaha great joke thanks

 

[FastEddie]

Not only is it offensive, but it doesn't make any sense. Why would he want to be nailed again? And plus he's Jesus, he has the power of God, he could do whatever and anything he wants, I don't think he would be checking-in at a hotel.

 

[liverpool221]

That was so good, wish i could remember that for the morning and tell friends

 

[The Prodigal Son]

Absolutely brilliant joke, well done.

 

[AdelleStevens]

The old one's are the best!

 

[I HATE CHIPS AND PASTA]

lol so tasteless

 

[iluvmyhbcu]

hmmmm this one may be borderline pushing it.

 

[PhilxBefore]

Ouch!

This will offend plenty of people.

 

[Will S]

LOL, you don't see too many Jesus jokes, good job, enjoy the star.

 

[fiddy2k8]

if u can make fun of ur own religion like that, that means ur a good man, enjoy the star!

 

[Irish Heather]

very funny thanks

 

[hillary]

That is tasteless, old and offensive. Now let's see you put up a Muslim joke - if you dare.

 

[tessa46]

that is not a good joke

 

[magpyre]

lighten up you people, its a good joke!!!