I saw Jersey Girl at the cinema, knowing nothing other than it was Kevin Smith (liked Clerks, loved Chasing Amy).
I thought it was possibly the worst film I've ever paid money to watch. I can't possibly imagine Gigli was even worse - like trying to visualise the higher dimensions of string theory, my brain simply can't handle the concept. One of the most hackneyed, cliched, fake scripts I've ever sat through. It was almost a parody of a terrible Hollywood film, like the Bruce Willis / Julia Roberts one in The Player. I just couldn't believe it was Kevin Smith. Not a single sylable rang true. The scene with Will Smith - excrutiating. The rush back home afterwarRAB - beyond excrutiating. I began to hyperventilate, saved only by breathing into my long-since-empty popcorn bag. Oh dear God, just thinking about it is making me go all over again... somebody... get..... me.....
Ah, that's better.
Believe me, I love sappy films. Could watch a fantastic triple bill of Sleepless in Seattle, Jerry Maguire and oh God even Love Actually. Hell, even Dirty Dancing had its charm. But this... ack. Ack. Ack. With two extra slices of buttered Ack.
IMHO...