Japan dead last in the Durex Sex Survey 3 years in a row

I for one don't get into bed for less than 5 inches :snooty:.


hold on...

you mind if i use the pump?

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cuz if u don't, call it a date then!
 
LOL...

They're to busy working to have sex, I lived in Japan for a year, that place is so damm expensive, they hardly have time for anything.

I was working under the table when I was there, the average Japanese then was only getting like one day off a week, or month. They work their ass off.

Probably so they aren't reminded of their shitty lives.

Exactly what are they doing? Their economy hasn't grown for over a decade.
 
Are you sure those weren't the chamber maids? :unsure: Jesus, I hope you weren't porking the grannies and giving the sexy nubile working ladies your dirty pants to wash :rolleyes:.
 
Submission why dont you take this to a serious discussion place?

or is "i am heading offf to japan to get some used ass" the kind of reply you're after?
 
Using a condom is like eating your food, then sticking your fingers down your throat and throwing it up again....all over a man's private bits. Not that I would know :snooty:.
 
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