Japan dead last in the Durex Sex Survey 3 years in a row

[Hey World!]

Are you sure those weren't the chamber maids? Jesus, I hope you weren't porking the grannies and giving the sexy nubile working ladies your dirty pants to wash .

There was quite a lot to read I may have been confused.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh

 

[vsprincess]

Using a condom is like eating your food, then sticking your fingers down your throat and throwing it up again....all over a man's private bits. Not that I would know :snooty:.

Haaaawt!!!1111

 

[Cameron S]

[No message]

 

[pkrface13]

Pervert.

 

[Buzz Kill]

did ewe eat extra sausages?

 

[♥Hailey♥]

I'm really surprised Trev in procurement didn't explain it to you....I thought the whole point of centralising it was to ensure more efficient delivery of executive relief? I'd like to know where all my tax pounds are going :angry:.

 

[DBall]

man, what is you problem with the japanese?

 

[vile_fly]

I read somewhere that 'sex hotels' are all over the place in Japan. They're for couples who never get a chance to do it because there's always some toothless old crone hobbling about the house putting them off.

 

[Thoo-Nee-Ah]

Hotels that you can have sex in. What a novel concept. Those clever Japanians think of everything.

 

[schoolgirl09]

it's because of all the child porno and sex toy department stores

 

[Question G]

So you've got a normal identity, and one for getting a lob-on.....do you have one for the vinegar strokes too?

 

[Planet]

Woman.

 

[HulaForever]

oh no that was an accident. i'm no jp, i'm not that used to posting with different accounts.

fact is, he's the one that enticed me to come over to the dark side. watch out, he'll get you too if ur not careful.

 

[panda:)]

did ewe eat extra sausages?

Maybes :shifty:

I had duck stuffed with plum :naughty:

 

[lemontartsue]

Now seriously, how do you call a Japanese girl that lets you go without a condom?

Spoiler

Yummy Yummy

 

[ParamoresOrangeHope]

no wonder why their chicks look like they are not enjoying while performing a porno.

 

[pai]

That is you off Submission's Christmas Card list :lol:

not that he is racialist at all like.

"sagib is performing the Hara-kiri ritual" inch:

I'm really sorry mate! I hope you realize that i did not mean to offend you or anyone else...

Will be happy if you will send me a Christmas card!

 

[Shawn L.]

At last someone recognises it!

 

[weezyFTW]

Pffft...I am impervious to suggestion!

 

[Euro K]

To be fair, you don't post like a woman.

I think you may be my soul mate.

Thinks like a man, kicks arse like a woman.

Marry me.