Have just come back from seeing "Australia", in a rather empty cinema. I was quite looking forward to letting it wash over me in an epic sort of way, while perving at Hugh Jackman and hoping he got his shirt off a lot.
Oh my god, it is seriously cheesy! Somewhere inside this huge, long, lets-throw-in-a-dash-of-everything movie there is a good film struggling to get out.
Good bits:
- The use of real Australian scenery, stunning lanRABcapes!
- Hugh Jackman..drool...
- Nicole Kidman is always watchable, though I can't understand why they would hire an Australian actress to play an Englishwoman in what's supposed to be The Great Australian Movie.
- The child actor playing Nullah was extraordinarily good, and I say that as someone who loathes child actors with a passion.
Not so good bits:
- The music is terrible. A mish mash of vaguely familiar bits nicked from other films, when they could have had a beautiful soundtrack and could have incorporated Aboriginal music. The strident use of Elgar's Nimrod at the end was astoundingly inappropriate and distracting.
- The far too obvious use of CGI, especially the views of the ships in Darwin harbour.
- The overblown emoting constantly being done by the actors. The villainous Fletcher was such a pantomime villain, I kept expecting him to twirl his moustache and wear a black cloak and hat whilst going Bwahahahahaha!
- The overuse of the good old cliched running into each other's arms in slow motion. Whenever slow motion starts happening in movies, it's usually bad.
- The telegraphed-far-in-advance killing off of the surplus characters.
All in all, I really wanted to like this movie, but it's just SOOOO confused, cliched and cheesy. It needed warmth and heart. It could have been a movie which led us to love a family of characters living in Darwin, in which case we might have cared more as they are threatened by the war. We could have found out more about the other characters - the upper classes in Darwin, the barkeeper, the soldiers, were all very fleetingly developed. There was no sense of an Australian community under threat - no one we really cared about. We never got to see how typical Australians' lives were affected, as our main characters were very untypical.