I've demonstrated my God given Masculinity once again?

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Smell the Glove

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Several weeks ago, I was at the laundromat. It was me (Super Masculine Man) and many miscellaneous women keeping to themselves. Anyway, a fire broke out in one of the dryers (most likely because of an uncleaned lint trap). Let me take you through the mistakes these child like women made. First the woman who's dryer started on fire screamed (mistake #1). She then proceeded to open the dryer door giving the fire all the O2 it craved (mistake number #2). The other women in the facility screamed as well (mistake #3) then ran/walked fast towards the exit. The owner (female) started panicking (mistake #4) and started yelling "Oh my God, what do we do". I immediately told the women to please calm down, I'll put the fire out (manly move #1). I walked over to the dryer and shut the door (manly move #2). I asked the owner where the fire extinguisher was at? She had it in the back office inaccessible to the public (mistake #5). So I jumped over the counter in a super masculine way and got the fire extinguisher. I pulled the pin and made sure it worked before my next move (manly move #3). I open the dryer door and let that b*tch of fire have it. As expected, the fire submitted to my masculinity. When the commotion died down, I instructed the owner to call the fire department to evaluate the dryer and adjacent dryers to make sure there wasn't another hidden fire somewhere else. My masculinity does not allow me to see through metal. All of a sudden the ladies who paid me no attention minutes ago, came up to me and gave me praise. In fact, they folded my cloths (Respect). Please keep in mind that I performed these masculine moves while all the while wearing my three piece navy blue suit (manly move #4). I haven't called on my masculine powers in years and wasn't sure if they still worked. But there they were, just waiting to express themselves under the right conditions. The next time I returned two weeks later, I asked the owner if she had called the fire department or anyone else to evaluate the problem. She said no (mistake #6). Needless to say, I will no longer do any laundry at this unsafe facility.

PS: This really did happen
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@serena,
You didn't say anything about my navy blue suit!
 
Im guessing your not really good with women are you? LOL

A real man would have just done that and moved on. Without giving everyone a run down on how awesome he is.
 
You missed out on a manly move. You didn't call the fire dept YOURSELF. You expected a woman to do it. One reason she didn't call because she KNEW she was in violation by not having an accessible fire extinguisher.
 
You missed out on a manly move. You didn't call the fire dept YOURSELF. You expected a woman to do it. One reason she didn't call because she KNEW she was in violation by not having an accessible fire extinguisher.
 
Check out MY masculinity: I own my very own washer and dryer, and when something is wrong with it there is no one else around to fix it! And I am so dangerous, I don't even HAVE a fire extinguisher.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!

(By the way, that is great. Good job. The women in the laundromat at that time were very, very stupid.)
 
Why is screaming a mistake? It got your manly attention, didn't it?

Maybe they were screaming because a middle aged man such as yourself lives somewhere that doesn't have a washer or dryer?
 
I don't get what this has to do with masculinity.

You were smart and calm amongst irrationality. That has nothing to do with gender, there are plently of flaky stupid people out there of both genders.


Congrats on once again saving the day. Dryer Fires beware, its SM-Man!
 
I don't get what this has to do with masculinity.

You were smart and calm amongst irrationality. That has nothing to do with gender, there are plently of flaky stupid people out there of both genders.


Congrats on once again saving the day. Dryer Fires beware, its SM-Man!
 
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