Anastazia G
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My PIO (I don't know the actual title for the bitch but he's our Information Officer) booked one of our digital recorders for a meeting today. No big deal, anyone can schedule them.
But now he won't give it back because he wants to use it tomorrow for a different set of meetings. The problem is someone else is on the calendar for tomorrow. Yeah, that's right, a grown adult man doesn't understand the concept of sharing.
If you want to use any of our check-out resources for two days guess what? You have to fucking SCHEDULE it for two days. Now I have to go tell this fucking prima-dona twat that if he refuses to return it when someone else has it booked that he'll lose his access to it at all. He'll throw a grade A bitch fit, go talk to the director and tell him that IT is being unfair and my boss will get drug into the whole God Damned thing. I'll have to explain it to him, he'll have to tone it down and explain it to the director, I'll have to explain it to the director and the entire God Damn issue that stems from a 50 year old man acting like a 4 year old with a box of crayons will turn into some giant fucking finger pointing session.
And while all of that is going on I still have to deal with the crusty old bitch that scheduled it out for tomorrow and explain to her why she can't have it. She'll go monkey shit on me, then go yell at him then yell at my boss and refuse to use one of the older tape decks I can offer her.
It's called sharing mother fucker. It's MY GOD DAMN recorder, I'm just letting you borrow it. And as a grown man you should understand that you need to give my shit back to me when you say you will. I have two fucking degrees and nearly 16 years of experience. I don't need to assholes fucking up my thursday because they don't understand concepts 6 year olds get.
I know, I should go work with the servers... they don't create as much damn drama.
But now he won't give it back because he wants to use it tomorrow for a different set of meetings. The problem is someone else is on the calendar for tomorrow. Yeah, that's right, a grown adult man doesn't understand the concept of sharing.
If you want to use any of our check-out resources for two days guess what? You have to fucking SCHEDULE it for two days. Now I have to go tell this fucking prima-dona twat that if he refuses to return it when someone else has it booked that he'll lose his access to it at all. He'll throw a grade A bitch fit, go talk to the director and tell him that IT is being unfair and my boss will get drug into the whole God Damned thing. I'll have to explain it to him, he'll have to tone it down and explain it to the director, I'll have to explain it to the director and the entire God Damn issue that stems from a 50 year old man acting like a 4 year old with a box of crayons will turn into some giant fucking finger pointing session.
And while all of that is going on I still have to deal with the crusty old bitch that scheduled it out for tomorrow and explain to her why she can't have it. She'll go monkey shit on me, then go yell at him then yell at my boss and refuse to use one of the older tape decks I can offer her.
It's called sharing mother fucker. It's MY GOD DAMN recorder, I'm just letting you borrow it. And as a grown man you should understand that you need to give my shit back to me when you say you will. I have two fucking degrees and nearly 16 years of experience. I don't need to assholes fucking up my thursday because they don't understand concepts 6 year olds get.
I know, I should go work with the servers... they don't create as much damn drama.