It's all kid65's fault.

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While playing chess, kid mentioned something about getting robbed while driving my cab.

Yeah, someone tried to rob me about an hour ago.

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He cut my throat with a boxcutter a few times, and he managed to land a punch to my eye after the razor blade broke on my neck. The lower cut is the deepest.

Maybe I'll add more details about the event, but now, I'm still sorting out what happened and in what order. Of course, he didn't get my money. He tried to steal the cab, but um, no. Nobody takes my shit. I am invincible, motherfucker.
 
Holy FUCKING SHIT!!!
you play chess? We'll have to play a game sometime.

Glad you are nigh invulnerable and otherwise ok. I hope the other guy is in the hospital (or at least in jail).
 
Thanks guys.

I did manage to give him the best side kick I ever did to his chest. That's when he decided to run.

People ask if I carry, but that's just asking for trouble. I'd be looking for a reason to shoot someone. jk.
 
Damn...talk about bad timing! Glad yer allright. They oughta at least let ya'll carry pepper spray.

I'm assuming the fucker got away?
 
Perhaps you should finish what you've started first!

Anyways, although it would be a tremendous expense for the cab co's, a small CC camera in each cab would also help alleviate this problem. Cabbies are a great risk in major cities, especially the ones that drive at night.
 
It's called mace. Get some. You can't kill anyone with it, and it disables the person enough for you to shit kick them.

Don't! *kick* Ever! *kick* Try! *kick* To! *kick* Steal! *kick* Another! *kick* God! *kick* Damned! *kick* Car!* *kick* Again! *really hard kick*

Then spray them in the eye one more time for good measure. Congratulations, you just created one less car thief.:thumbsup:
 
Damn Mentor, I'm glad you're alright, and that he didn't get shit from you, except a kick in the chest. I think it's pretty badass that your throat pwned his blade though. At least you have a good story to tell now.
 
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