It wasn't my fault....

[lord_abortion_616]

Seriously, it wasn't my fault. Check the damn toilet before you sit. It's not like I purposely didn't check the toilet for the saran wrap that YOUR FRIENDS put on it just so that you would shit yourself. I swear I'll never understand women.

 

[carmine i]

lol, when drinking goes horribly awry i guess?

 

[♫canto♫Italian♬]

Oh god, I miss saran-wrapping the toilet...