It sucks being "Mr shorty"

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Clark Kent

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I wouldn't go with the drama, honestly it will just make you look like a major whiner (baby).

You don't have to go to that. Keep your cool and ask the question I suggested. It puts them on the spot and will make them highly uncomfortable. If it doesn't, tell them to fuck off and mean it. Nobody needs friends like that. People don't like their own insecurities brought out in the open and they will probably not do what it was that brought the whole thing up in the first place.

Keep your cool and be the mature one. If they start getting huffy and defensive just tell them you just asked a simple question.
 
Just tell em to cool it because you don't appreciate being mocked. If they can't do that, then get new friends. Pretty clear cut to me.
 
if they ever do it in front of a girl, tell em theyre jealous because your extra inches went to where it counts.
 
My wife is quite Petite, being just over 5 feet tall. She tells me all the time about people just plain being rude to her by blocking the aisle and not moving in a store, or just cutting her off when she's walking, I mean come on people! It's wrong to give in to the "I'm bigger mammal, me stronger" impulse! Why does it always come down to monkey like impulses.

Short, tall, it doesn't matter. Fat, skinny only matters if they're falling on you.
 
When it gets to be rude, do what I do. I hold up a fist, smile up at the giant and say "I may be short, but that just means it's easier for me to punch your balls"

I'm 5' so I catch a LOT of shit. I've got cousins that are 8 years younger than me and they are at the very least half a foot taller than me.
 
same here...

I'm 5'1, I have like 2friends that are shorter than me. Actually..alot of girls are short here..but anyways. I don't really care, I've always been short and young looking so, I'm used to jokes. I even get jokes for my round cheeks. Don't take them too personal. :D


It's more of an "you have an issue" for noticing it alot, than they having an issue. Maybe they are joking to much, say to them to stop. Honesty beats it all..unless you want to smash their balls :D
 
I'm five and a half feet tall and a few weeks ago in my first full-contact MMA spar I beat the piss out of a guy more than a foot taller than I was. Being shorter helped me duck under his punches and take him to the floor.

Just pointing that out.
 
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