B bubbles Guest Mar 1, 2009 #2 A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
S Sweetness'x Guest Mar 1, 2009 #5 Nope It Isn't The Worst Joke Is "What do you get when an elephant goes in a tunnel? An elephantunnel!" =| !!!! x
Nope It Isn't The Worst Joke Is "What do you get when an elephant goes in a tunnel? An elephantunnel!" =| !!!! x
C Chris Dorward Guest Mar 1, 2009 #12 This one always raises a laugh in my pub: Asians living in the UK are "British"
C Chris Dorward Guest Mar 1, 2009 #14 This one always raises a laugh in my pub: Asians living in the UK are "British"