Is this writing funny?

Bigz

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Well, the best of writing comes from when you're inspired. I'm writing this because I have a huge jolt of energy right now. It's the kind of energy you get when you're in a rut, and suddenly an invisible force, or feeling just envelopes you and you just wanna punch something, or in my case write. I keep wondering to myself, how can I hone in on the trigger to this? If I could somehow pinpoint what it is that triggers this feeling of, invincibility, then I will, I will....sell it in jars of course. What ever it is, I'm going to sell it in a jar. Even if it's not a physical matter but a psychological matter, I don't really care. You know what, I'll just whisper the answer into every single jar. I know that I will get the assembly people mad at the Mason company, but what can I do? I could just put in a paper slip but do you know how big of a waste that would be? Not only of my printer ink, but the jars. Especially with the whole green movement, people will literally shed tears after they see that I have filled sixteen ounce jars with energy trigger slips.

So the only other answer would be to just leave it empty. But then there's also the problem of copycats. What if people get wise to the idea that my jars seem empty, even after I whisper into them he secret of life, and decide to just sell empty jars, supposedly infused with their own ideas. Yes, this could be the end of my company. There you have it, my readers. You have just read about the conception of a business, its birth, its operations, and demise all the while it never really existed.
Thanks for your honest Alien
Thanks for your honest Alien
 
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