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Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 year ago? We left this café, went round the corner behind the gas works, and we made passionate love."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well, for old times' sake, let's go there again, and try again."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the café.
A young man sitting next to them has overheard their conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to follow the two old pensioners. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady gets herself ready and reaches for the fence.
Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic action the man has ever seen. The little old folk set a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this - not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself "If only I could carry on like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioners. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody act like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Was it like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fence wasn't electrified!"
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 year ago? We left this café, went round the corner behind the gas works, and we made passionate love."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well, for old times' sake, let's go there again, and try again."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the café.
A young man sitting next to them has overheard their conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to follow the two old pensioners. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady gets herself ready and reaches for the fence.
Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic action the man has ever seen. The little old folk set a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this - not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself "If only I could carry on like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioners. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody act like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Was it like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fence wasn't electrified!"