Is this the correct way to read The Sun newspaper?

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1. A quick glance at the front page - if the headline is about immigration it is OK to have a little rant about "bloody foreigners takin' our jobs". If it's about anything else move to step two.

2. Turn to page 3 - "Phwoar!" - etiquette dictates you then hold the paper up to show your mates.

3. Turn paper over and start reading from the back page, working your way to the front until you come to the phone sex and loan company adverts.

4. Quick look at the TV guide to see what time/channel the match is on tonight.

5. Fart, scratch balls and start work....job done.

Am I doing this right?

This is all from a male perspective of course - I would imagine most women have a different approach.
(Nearly) All - Not many fans of the paper out there then?

Haz - Did you see Alexei Sayles homecoming show on TV a while back? He was offering free copies of 'The Sun' at a local newsagents - every man, woman and child refused to take one!

My parents banned the paper from the house back in the early 70's for it's portrayal of the Irish (in general) and coverage of 'The Troubles' - a tradition I'm only to happy to continue.
 
I do none of the above but I do buy it on a Saturday. This serves two purposes, I get the tv mag for the week and an old lady I know gets the paper. She also watches Jeremy Kyle, enough said.
 
No. The correct way is to open it up, pin the page three to your toilet wall and then line your hamsters cage with the rest.
 
1. Pick up paper with tongs.

2. Place in incinerator.


Applies to all Scousers Male or Female
 
The amount of news in the Sun is so limited that it may be an offence under the Trades Description Act to call it a newspaper at all.
 
Lol...I'm a woman...I pick it up...turn to page 3, have a quick "phwoar!" moment to myself...turn to the back start reading from there till I get to the ads then turn to the "problem page" and laugh at all the loosers who "Can't stop screwing their boss."

Put it down and without farting or scratching my vulva...I get on with my work...
 
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