This parishioner decides to buy his parish priest a parrot to keep him company. The priest is very happy with the gift until the parrot starts to speak.
Every word is a swear word,effing and blinding non stop. The priest is a bit mortified at first and tries to hush the parrot up but doesn't succeed (neither does the parrot, he splits them with his beak).
He tries to play it smooth classics to calm it down, he tries sedatives mixed with its water and whisky as well. The parrot keeps on swearing.
Three days later he receives a telephone call from the bishop saying he is in town and will be popping in to see him. The priest decides he will have to think of somewhere to put the parrot whilst the bishop visits. Just then there is knock on the door so the priest puts the parrot in the nearest place, which happens to be the freezer, and then goes to open the door for the bishop.
The bishop stays for two hours by which time the priest is quite worried about the parrot and as soon as he closes the door on the Bishop he gets the parrot out of the freezer.
The parrot seems to be ok much to his relief and as the parrot recovers it starts to speak.
The priest is most stunned when the parrot apologises for his past behaviour and promises to keep a civil tongue in head from now on. The priest is thrilled and accepts the apology and says he will look after him well.
The Parrot cocks its head to one side and says," Can I ask you a question that allows me one last swearword?"
" Yes, of course." the priest replied
" What the F#$K did the turkey do?"
Every word is a swear word,effing and blinding non stop. The priest is a bit mortified at first and tries to hush the parrot up but doesn't succeed (neither does the parrot, he splits them with his beak).
He tries to play it smooth classics to calm it down, he tries sedatives mixed with its water and whisky as well. The parrot keeps on swearing.
Three days later he receives a telephone call from the bishop saying he is in town and will be popping in to see him. The priest decides he will have to think of somewhere to put the parrot whilst the bishop visits. Just then there is knock on the door so the priest puts the parrot in the nearest place, which happens to be the freezer, and then goes to open the door for the bishop.
The bishop stays for two hours by which time the priest is quite worried about the parrot and as soon as he closes the door on the Bishop he gets the parrot out of the freezer.
The parrot seems to be ok much to his relief and as the parrot recovers it starts to speak.
The priest is most stunned when the parrot apologises for his past behaviour and promises to keep a civil tongue in head from now on. The priest is thrilled and accepts the apology and says he will look after him well.
The Parrot cocks its head to one side and says," Can I ask you a question that allows me one last swearword?"
" Yes, of course." the priest replied
" What the F#$K did the turkey do?"