Is this a healthy lifestyle?

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Dee Sember

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I eat 2-3 hot pockets everyday. Not only are they delicious, but they are easy to make and I can eat them while playing WoW. I have been on the hot pocket diet for a couple of years now and haven't lost any weight. Sometimes, I have a crystal light with my lunch. I'm tired of my mom complaining about hardened cheese in the microwave. I mean come on! I am 40 years old and I'm not moving out any time soon. She should appreciate that fact and clean up after me. She's always complaining that I'm unhealthy, which I'm not. I need to prove my worthiness to my roommate/mom, please help.
 
Is this a healthy lifestyle you ask. Let us consider point by point:

"I eat 2-3 hot pockets everyday." No.
"...while playing WoW" No. Read a book instead.
"I have a crystal light with my lunch." No. Drink water.
"...hardened cheese in the microwave." Sorry, that's gross.
"...40 years old and I'm not moving out any time soon." Definitely no!
 
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