An Irish navvy tells his mate he has got a job in London but he's worried because he doesn't know what to do when he goes into a pub.
"It's easy," says his mate. "Just wait for someone to order something and ask for the same thing."
His first evening in London he goes into a pub. He waits until he hears a guy ask for a pint of lager and lime. He goes up to the bar and tells the barman
"I'd like a pint of lager and lime, please"
"Certainly, sir" replies the barman; "And how much lime would you like in it?"
"Oh, a couple of shovelfuls please"
"It's easy," says his mate. "Just wait for someone to order something and ask for the same thing."
His first evening in London he goes into a pub. He waits until he hears a guy ask for a pint of lager and lime. He goes up to the bar and tells the barman
"I'd like a pint of lager and lime, please"
"Certainly, sir" replies the barman; "And how much lime would you like in it?"
"Oh, a couple of shovelfuls please"