Daynamite209
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A safari dog is on an expedition in Africa. The only animal in sight is a little monkey in a tree. He feels it's a safe spot to bury his favorite bones. But out of the corner of his eye, he sees a lion that's ready to attack. The dog does some quick thinking. He starts chewing his favorite bones really loudly and says, "Wow. This is the best lion I have EVER tasted!" The fooled lion runs off. The little monkey in the tree saw what happened, and decided to go and tell the lion that he was tricked. A few minutes later, the dog spies the lion AND the monkey out of the corner of his eye. Again, the lion is about to pounce so the dog does more quick thinking. He pretends to be looking around for something and says, "Hey! Where's that monkey I sent to go Fetch me another lion?"
I learned this joke when I was a kid.
I learned this joke when I was a kid.