Miss Shelley =)
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A woman wanted to slim down for a party that was three months away. She was determined to lose weight so she began to eat healthy and exercise a few hours a day.
After one month, the woman stepped on the scale to check her weight. She was disappointed.
"Oh no! I gained four pounds!" she exclaimed.
She tried harder the next month to make sure she lost weight. The woman went on the scale the next month again to re-check her weight. She began getting confused.
"What?! How could I have gained three pounds?!" she yelled.
Then, she tried even harder the next month to lose the weight. The day of the party, the woman had gained over 15 pounds and was feeling bewildered and irate. She goes up to a few friends and says,
"I've been spending the past three months trying to lose weight, but I just keep getting bigger and bigger! I can't understand why!"
One of her friends gives her an odd look and replies,
"Of course you've gained weight! You're PREGNANT! This is your baby shower!"
After one month, the woman stepped on the scale to check her weight. She was disappointed.
"Oh no! I gained four pounds!" she exclaimed.
She tried harder the next month to make sure she lost weight. The woman went on the scale the next month again to re-check her weight. She began getting confused.
"What?! How could I have gained three pounds?!" she yelled.
Then, she tried even harder the next month to lose the weight. The day of the party, the woman had gained over 15 pounds and was feeling bewildered and irate. She goes up to a few friends and says,
"I've been spending the past three months trying to lose weight, but I just keep getting bigger and bigger! I can't understand why!"
One of her friends gives her an odd look and replies,
"Of course you've gained weight! You're PREGNANT! This is your baby shower!"