Is there a religion that says that God is female and heaven is eternal sex with her?

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That would be much more exciting than the christian version.

Should I start a new religion and would I get many followers?
 
No. But there should be.

Of course, what if she's fat. Or ugly. That would be a bit of a buzz kill. Unless she had Guinness draught coming out of her ninnies. That WOULD be heaven.
 
Theres much better than that.

Pastafarians believe god is a flying spaghetti monster and heaven is a stripper factory and beer volcano.

Ramen
 
follow Athe, google her up :D

she is the goddess that atheists worship, only she requires that atheists dont worship and pretend she doesnt exist :D
 
You shouldn't start a religion out of a fantasy you have. Christianity is out of a real God. Also how is Heaven not exciting when you get to do whatever you want for eternity?
 
No. But there should be.

Of course, what if she's fat. Or ugly. That would be a bit of a buzz kill. Unless she had Guinness draught coming out of her ninnies. That WOULD be heaven.
 
I don't think so.

Let's make it up! I mean making up a religion now has as much credibility and proof as any other one am I right?
 
Why not?

After all there are plenty of religions that state a woman should shut her trap, open legs when told and then spawn man as men kids as he likes.
I keep thinking of that movie (The Wicker Man) Woohooo
Bring it on...Lol
 
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