Is my masturbation discusting or really kinky?

Sarah R.

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I consider myself a strange girl when it comes to masturbating. I am 16 years old and I had discovered masturbating at a young age. I masturbate once a day but on rare occasions I experience enormous pleasure when I go full out. When my parents go out and I have the whole house to myself my masturbation goes from "normal" to "kinky" or even downright weird. I usually go into the bathroom with high sexual tension and release it in a very odd way. For instance I got really curious and explored the wonders of chocolate. I got some chocolate syrup from the kitchen, warmed it up to a comfortable warmth then filled both my armpits with the chocolate moving my hands around spreading it, later licking it up. I also worked out once working up a good sweat and licked and drank my own sweat from my soaked pits.

Recently I have been exploring with anal pleasures. I would get some spare tubing about 1/4 inch diameter and stick it in my anus with the other end I would use my mouth to blow air into my anus, it would feel amazing, the sensation running up your back and the tingling feeling. The only downside to this is the constant farting afterwards. I sometimes will get a whip cream can and fill my rectem up with room temperature whipped cream. The most sensational experience I have had was when I put my old Samsung A640 phone in a Ziploc bag, then inserted it into my vagina, and of course calling it while on vibrate. I thought I was seriously going collapse, the pleasure was so intence it was like I was being electrocuted.

I am wondering if anyother girls have had the same experiences as this, I am not strange at all, on the outside I am an ordinary 16 year old girl, I've had a two boyfriends but never have had sex, I just feel I would like to share these experiences with you, since I don't with anyone else.
Yeah, I am aware of the hazards of blowing air into my anus, I take small blows only. The first time I tried it I took a big puff and it felt like my whole body shuddered. So I won't be doing that again.... I do all kinds of weird stuff, but I bet you girls never do anything like this.
I also vomited once, when I used a straw to drink sweat from my armpits, I sweat a lot when I workout and I went over the top one time and I ended up throwing up because I drank a lot and it tasted awful... I wasn't the most pleasent experince.
 
err..that certainly is rather unique..except the part about licking the chocolate out of your armpit seems a bit unsanitary and gross. say have you ever tried using doors? this reminds me of a question i should ask..
 
dont worry you aren't disgustin!
you're just really kinky and a LOT of guy are going to like that. A lot of people go through stages like this too so it might be a stage and it might not. there isn't anything wrong with being a little wild. In fact its probably going to make the first person you sleep with very happy!!! masturbation is very normal n you should just do whatever turns you on and not care about what other people think.
 
Going all out while masturbating can be pretty normal..the fact that ur only 16, still a virgin and listing the ways that u do it, is pretty darn weird..did something sexually bad happen in ur childhood? it does seem strange
 
I clearly understand why it is that you are experiencing these bizarre sexual, "odd ball" situations all by yourself.Thanks for sharing the experiences, it must of taken you all day to come up with this story.
 
You may end up being a kinky woman sexually. There are a lot of people like that. I have seen videos of the acts you have described. I'm not much for the sweat drinking but food sex and anal is very erotic. When I was a teen I did a lot of crazy stuff too. I inserted things in my ass and masturbated, read magazine, watched videos, etc. There are a couple other things I did I wouldn't mention. But I grew out of it and am pretty normal adult. But I do like some kinky stuff like anal sex, lingerie, food sex, and using sex toys on my wife. We don't use the toys on me, now I feel gay about doing stuff like that.
 
while goin through ur question i realizd dat u n me r sailing in d same boat...i do ol dose thngs u do n coincidently i too find most pleasurable in doing dat vibration stuff on fon...dat so wooohhh......dont hav words 2 describe dat feelin...its lik butterflies flying in ma whole body...feel s lik nothin is betr dan dis
 
You scare me. ...but I wish you were about 15 or 20 years older and; oh, nevermind.

Be careful with the impromptu toys, but I'd say you're just a little kinky. I suppose some people would find your little diversions disgusting, but I suspect you wouldn't want to hang out with them anyway. Bon Apetit!

Any chance you could like call my wife and tell her how much fun... ah, nevermind.
 
Hey I've only had sex once in my life. I'm 23 and waiting for a loving relationship before i have sex again and let me tell you I'm an animal too behind closed doors. I do weird things too and I scream and have a good time. I love it and I'm gonna keep doing it! It's normal to be crazy by yourself. Isn't it wonderful that we get those rare moments to just be absolutely insane???
 
No you are just exploring yourself & other possibilities outside of the normal / usual methods.
I used to masturbate into used milk bottles, if I found ones with wide enough necks etc .
 
You will realize more and more as your age, that masturbation is a very popular thing that several, if not, most people partake in. There is nothing wrong with pleasuring yourself, because it releases endorphins and raises your serotonin levels, which relax you and make you feel at ease.

Most girls will NEVER confess to doing it, however, most girls do, do it. How you decide on how you are going to pleasure yourself, is up to you. Explore, and find what makes you happy.
 
Although I think masturbation is good, I don't really think many 16 year old girls go around doing the kind of stuff you do. Now, that's not to say you're weird or that something is wrong with you. I just think you're a little more creative, and possibly imaginative, than most girls your age and probably even older. Just be careful that you don't get infections from the whipped cream and tubing because I chaffed anal cavity will NOT be worth the pleasure, I can promise you that much.
 
dont worry i started when i was 12 its normal..... ppl do different things... if you start having sex you'll forget about masterbating..
 
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