Yea it's one of those things we'll never know. But it's fun to watch!
Burns: Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers, if I came into your home are started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: ...if you did it sir?
My brother and sister-in-law gave me the board game Clue, The Simpsons 2nd Edition. So Simpsons characters are characters from the original game. Mrs. White is played by.....Waylon Smithers. He's in a maid's outfit!
Smithers is so gay.
I remeraber that in my favourite episode, The Springfield Files (that X-files spoof), Burns asked him if he was going to do something gay on that Friday night, he Smithers looked so erabarassed and shocked as if he was caught.
Hehe, and he so has the hots for his boss that he can't be straight.