I hope so cause here is a dumb one.
Saga of Ten Little Piggies
Ten little piggies sittin' on a shelf,
Biggest one wanted it all for himself.
One by one he kicked the piggies down,
Until he saw he's the only one around.
One little piggie lookin' at the floor,
Nine little piggies headin' for the door.
One little piggie, said hey, yall, wait for me,
Nine little piggies then all laughed with glee.
One little piggie jumped down from the shelf
If you want any more, you can write it for yourself.
I do like to have fun semper, do doubt about that.
If you got inside my mind, you would find something like this.
Mind: I have had a thought.
Me: I don't want to hear it.
Mind: You have no choice.
Me: I want to sleep.
Mind: Sleep later.
Me: I'm tired, leave me alone.
Mind: No, you must listen, I want to compose a poem.
Me: Now whaaat?
Mind: I had this great idea.
Me: Can't it wait til morning?
Mind: No, I'll forget it as soon as you go to sleep.
Me: G'nite
Mind: I want to write about an argument between you and me.
Me: We don't argue, I control you.
Mind: Since when, you maroon..
Me: See you can't even spell moron.
Mind: I wasn't trying for moron, your face is maroon from getting angry.
Me: I'm not angry!
Mind: Yes you are, I am winning the argument.
Me: I'll bet you shut up if I shoot me.
Mind: Good night.
Saga of Ten Little Piggies
Ten little piggies sittin' on a shelf,
Biggest one wanted it all for himself.
One by one he kicked the piggies down,
Until he saw he's the only one around.
One little piggie lookin' at the floor,
Nine little piggies headin' for the door.
One little piggie, said hey, yall, wait for me,
Nine little piggies then all laughed with glee.
One little piggie jumped down from the shelf
If you want any more, you can write it for yourself.
I do like to have fun semper, do doubt about that.
If you got inside my mind, you would find something like this.
Mind: I have had a thought.
Me: I don't want to hear it.
Mind: You have no choice.
Me: I want to sleep.
Mind: Sleep later.
Me: I'm tired, leave me alone.
Mind: No, you must listen, I want to compose a poem.
Me: Now whaaat?
Mind: I had this great idea.
Me: Can't it wait til morning?
Mind: No, I'll forget it as soon as you go to sleep.
Me: G'nite
Mind: I want to write about an argument between you and me.
Me: We don't argue, I control you.
Mind: Since when, you maroon..
Me: See you can't even spell moron.
Mind: I wasn't trying for moron, your face is maroon from getting angry.
Me: I'm not angry!
Mind: Yes you are, I am winning the argument.
Me: I'll bet you shut up if I shoot me.
Mind: Good night.