Is it wrong to throw buckets of custard at the bride and groom outside the church?

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Sir B Bobble Bottom IV

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The father-in-law of my friend's new wife came to my door this morning, with a bill for dry cleaning. He also thumped me on the nose.
Why would he do such a thing? I hear you ask. Well, at the wedding on Saturday, some chums from the Raffles club and I threw two buckets of lukewarm custard on the bride and groom as they exited the church. It didn't go down well, and when I sprayed 'Piggy and Horse-face' on the wedding car, this seemed to make tensions worse.
Should I be held responsible for some Innocent japery?
 
I agree totally with the others. It might have been an Innocent prack but if you thought hard about it before hand you would have realized what the outcome would have been and you wouldn't be in this situation now. I do believe that you and the others that have done this terrible deed should be totally responsible for the cleaning, along with the charges that the bride and groom got from the church for cleaning up your mess. What were you thinking.....or where you.....
 
Sir B
you should of held off on throwing it till they were ready to consummate the marriage . think how much more enjoyable it would of been for them to be covered with custard as they consummate the union with each other . and next time put a different message on the back of the car , the best one I saw was " honk if you want to bonk the bride " , and when I saw that car go by I blasted my air horns at them and the young bride hung her head out the window and gave me a happy smile and blew me a kiss .
 
ha ha, all i can say is that Im glad I dont know you and that you arent invited to my wedding. That is evil. Youve probably ruined all their photos etc, Id hit you too. Weddings arent cheap as it is, without people like you messing things up!
 
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