Is it wrong to fantasize that my wife is Star Wars people?

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I will admit that I have a bit of a weight problem, and I love star wars more then life itself, so I often fantasize that my wife is Princess Leah and I am Jabba... I even do the grumbling voice thing... and she is so not into it like she used to be. I used to sit at the head of the bed, wrap some yarn around her neck, and pull her to me. Nowadays she is never home early enough to get romantic, she is always working late now. When she does get home I am reading some comics and ready for bed, not that she wants to calibrate the light saber anyways. I need some help here, it is like she is frozen in carbonite... like an ice queen!
 
Well I think that you two need to schedule some romantic time. Aside from that let your freak flag fly baby. I'm sure that Princess Leah in that gold bikini is the world's number one source of nerd sexual fantasy.
 
Uhh how about you talk to her about it dude. Maybe somethings bothering her.Communication is the key to sucess in a relationship.

BTW uhh maybe you should have put this in a different section Jabba cause this doesn't match at all with the LGBT section unless your a lesbian.
 
lmfao! yea it's fine.. what ever floats your boat or finds your lost remote
 
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