Is it true that if you are abducted by aliens, by law, NASA has the right to...

[sobriety is a bitch]

...quarantine you?
My question, Peter, was if this was true. It is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.

 

[Peter D]

I thought you were just placed on double secret probation.

But then, since no one has been abducted the law would be hypothetical.