is it still ok to strike children? hard? in the eye?

[me me me lalala]

My cousins little boy came round yesterday, I came home to find him sat on the end of my bed playing with my internets!??1?

I was all lyke hoi what are you doing in here, he gave me some bullshit excuse about a children

 

[EMEHOCKEY88]

Funny as fuck.

Brilliant.

 

[jake1236987]

he's an arrogant tosser and smells of wee.

 

[Stefani Eleni]

Maybe sitting down with him and playing with him to teach him what's properly cool would work instead of being all competitive with him. He'd go back to school all "Yeh and my cousin Mulders like, great, and he's got the internets, and I saw this thing called xfiles and I'm way cooler than all of you".

 

[psychick2006]

agreed, gwen stefani is totally rubbish, Gillian Anderson's not bad though, google has some very strange pictures of her.

 

[abi-lou]

he's an arrogant tosser and smells of wee.

Chalice is OK, other than the smell of pish, obviousement.

 

[zz06]

i can't work with him, we're two complete opposites and not in an 80's cop movie kind of way

 

[gypsyrose]

That's my natural musk, you cunt.

The gypo who sold it to me said I would gets the wimmin no probs, like.

 

[Chapo]

i can't work with him, we're two complete opposites and not in an 80's cop movie kind of way

Muldster and the One Eyed Kid.

Works for me.

 

[lacute7ness]

That's my natural musk, you cunt.

The gypo who sold it to me said I would gets the wimmin no probs, like.

Yeah, gypo wimmin.

You didn't think it thro', did you.