Is it reasonable to assume that Glenn Beck eats babies?

Keegan

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Either on occasion or a regular basis.
I'm sorry, this is for liberal answers only. If you believe that Glenn Beck does not in fact eat babies, please answer another question. The rational behind this question is based on the fact that he attempted to eat me as a baby... Of course, this question is meant to be taken hypothetically. Also, I am not referring to the Glenn Beck who cries on television, but the Glenn Beck of discouragement that lurks deep within all of our souls, the Glenn Beck that slowly emerges as life goes on... and by babies I am referring to the dreams and goals we once held as youths.
 
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