is it possible to get mono or anything else from licking bicycle seats?

[norris style]

i have a fetish of licking and hugging bike seats of pretty women working out and riding that i follow home on my days off. i wonder if it can be possible to catch something from it? of if i should take the seat home and clean it first. but i dont want to get in trouble because im very well known as i am a elementary principal.

 

[Joshua]

If you clean it then what is the point of licking it in the first place? You are a very sick man and need psychiatric help! I'll be praying for you...

 

[Danceflo Hoe!]

hahaha omg me too, we can both catch mono together =)

 

[BRAZILIAN GATINHA~]

What the hell is your problem! You need psychiatric help!!

 

[Steve B]

def not normal,whoever does this.........need a mental eval..........
why would ya want to do this........see psyc doc today