Snarky's Wife
New member
I'm trying to be romantic. Do you think my husband likes poems? He likes sex. So that means he likes poems, right?
What do you think of this:
You’re the butter on my bread.
You’re the loose screw in my head.
You’re the hotdog in my bun.
You’re the reason sex is fun.
You’re the bolt that fits my nut..
.........
Maybe someone could help me finish it. I want it to be a complete surprise to him, so if you see him online, don't mention this.
If it helps any, he's Native American and about 5'10". He likes Circus Peanuts and Whoppers. He's pretty handy around the house too. We just celebrated our 11th anniversary.
Thanks so much.
What do you think of this:
You’re the butter on my bread.
You’re the loose screw in my head.
You’re the hotdog in my bun.
You’re the reason sex is fun.
You’re the bolt that fits my nut..
.........
Maybe someone could help me finish it. I want it to be a complete surprise to him, so if you see him online, don't mention this.
If it helps any, he's Native American and about 5'10". He likes Circus Peanuts and Whoppers. He's pretty handy around the house too. We just celebrated our 11th anniversary.
Thanks so much.