Anonymous 000
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i have a neighbor who collects gnomes it looks like a small army is attacking their house so i was thinking of moving some around to creep them out so all the gnomes are looking right at the front door or making them look like they are having a parade
i can imagine the police call now "this is the police what is your emergency?" "please help somebody is moving my gnomes!" " sir is this a joke?" "no my gnomes are staring at me and it's creeping the hell out of me!" "sir have you been drinking?" "no i have not and my gnomes have been moving on their own again i moved them last night and they are now having a small war" "sir i am going to hang up now"
i can imagine the police call now "this is the police what is your emergency?" "please help somebody is moving my gnomes!" " sir is this a joke?" "no my gnomes are staring at me and it's creeping the hell out of me!" "sir have you been drinking?" "no i have not and my gnomes have been moving on their own again i moved them last night and they are now having a small war" "sir i am going to hang up now"