Is it legal to cook your own dog?

[Frankie]

As my dog is my own property and it is almost dead I was wondering if cooking it is legal?

 

[*Sombra*]

Trolls have cooking utensils?

News to me!

 

[Patty]

IS IT LEGAL TO COOK YOU? YOU ARE ONE MAJOR NO GOOD PERSON. DON'T GET ANOTHER ONE

 

[My Mutt Akiak]

i see you have acquired both internet and an oven under your bridge.....TROLL!!!