Listen, punk.
You're a wannabe Jew. Therefore, it is only logical that other users on Yahoo! Answers make fun of you—you sincerely deserve it for possessing such an illogical desire to be part of a primitive, backwards and superstitious religion, a religion that should have died out a long time ago.
Stop it. Just stop it. You need to quit worrying yourself with proper Jewish rituals. Instead, take up atheism. Educate yourself in the field of evolution. Read modern science books.
In rejecting enlightenment over superstition, you are impeding progress on your life and contributing to the atavism of humanity.
You're probably just going through a Jewish phase. Get over it. Move on with your life. Find something more productive to do with your time.
