Is baseball really a sport?

[Pancho]

In my kinesiology class they said baseball players spend more time doing nothing than any other sport. And it got me thinking - it's a really weird game, where guys spend most of their time chatting in tight pants, squatting and bending over a lot, and patting each other on the butt. Plus there's the whole locker room thing, which in baseball is referred to as a "club". I guess it's no wonder that gay men often wear baseball caps to indicated their "gayness". So what do you think - is baseball really a sport, or is it just an excuse for gay guys on steriods to hang out together?

 

[Seabiscuit]

I happen to work with a whole bunch of real gay people and they never where baseball caps and are not really into sports. The season is 162 games+about 25 spring training games+a potential19 games in the playoffs. So do the math and that's a lot of time of doing anything.