Insults

[Lori cutie]

Chalice has now been beaten soundly to sleep.

Shhh.

 

[Lollypop]

Dad, can I have a drink of water, please?

 

[Tyler]

Dad, can I have a drink of water, please?

Of course you can, son.

Enjoy.

 

[pretty shiny things]

Dad, this water tastes of pee.

Not that I'm complaining, like.

 

[DandaMan!]

That's water off of Lake Katrina, I thought you liked that piss?

 

[Tybo82]

Dad, I drew a pixture of you, do you like it?

 

[klein b]

Not bad, like but the Hindu symbol I got tattooed on your arse when you were born is back to front.

 

[voicefromparis]

It isn't back to front.

You're just used to looking at it that way.

 

[doug l]

Mum forgot to give you her present.

We know how you admired Trotsky.

Right in the brainstem, son, like I showed you.

 

[venice w]

Dad, this ice pick is defective.

Keeps bouncing orf of my skull.