Insult joke to my friend?

I have a friend, hes from Bangladesh. Like we're best buddies forever.

I insult him to make everyone laugh and he laughs too.

What insult can I do to him?
He resemblaces to Apu (simpsons)
Apu looks into the mirror (Friend) and says, hey I've seen you somewhere, oh yeah in the mirror.

He looks like chocolate and I've done some jokes on that too.
He was eating chocolate, I asked what are you eating? He said, chocolate, i said, Oh no wonder I can't see it.

What else, thanks!?
 
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