Insult joke to hairy person?

I have this hairy kid in class, and we're best friends but we joke around with eachother. Like insults but in jokes.

I need some insult jokes to say, hes so hairy bla or stuff like that.
 
If i had a dog assss ugly asss you i would shave is ussss and teach it to walk back words ......!
 
what a mean person you are ..... and I don't care if you are best friends , could you take the insults kindly if you were hairy and he threw the insults to you, not funny I bet ,would you laugh? I doubt it, think about it and grow up
 
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