Instant dislikes (intolerance)

Squeamous said:
Eh? Are you my doppleganger Snee? :unsure:
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Maybe I'm your long lost twin and no one ever told us about it :unsure:

Or we're soul-mates :ghey:

Or it's all fairly universal stuff, but some of it is stuff people don't like to admit to :idunno:

Or it's just not something that tends to come up in polite conversation, what with people being too busy talking about what their boyfriends gave them for their anniversaries and that.
 
:yup:

Anyway...back to things that make me want a new patio.....

Fat women who get offended if you ask them if they're pregnant and they're not, fat women who get offended when you don't notice they're pregnant and they are.
 
Snee said:
High volume speaking or laughing, especially on the bus, I don't fucking want to know what your boyfriends gave you for you anniversaries, or whatever the fuck.
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Anti-social behaviour on buses led to these posters being put up at London bus-stops.

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The ugly chav on the telly today:

News Reporter: What do you think of Gordon Brown?
Cunt in white tracksuit: 'Ee doesn't know what 'ee's doin'
News Reporter: But you're still going to vote Labour?
Cunt in white tracksuit: Yeah, my mum and dad always do.
 
chalice said:
I fucking hate it people say 'at the end of the day' all the fucking time.

And I also fucking hate it when people say 'it's unfortunate you should say that'.

Cue people saying what I just said I hate people saying.
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Oh yes, and things like 'you disappoint me, I expected more from you'. Yes....and who gives a fuck? As if I'm alive on this planet solely to make you feel better about life you cunt.
 
People whose knees buckle inwards, hunched over shoulders (except in the elderly), tracksuits worn when not exercising, fat people who start off in the chair next to you on the bus, and then gradually spread over your body laterally as the journey progresses, people whe read over your shoulder, people who stand all over the shop on escalators, silly mincey women with teeter totter shoes and shitty laptops on wheels on the Underground, old people doddering around in the shops on Saturday afternoon, people who are overfamiliar in call centres, people who say 'and what would yourself like.......how is yourself this morning.....etc'....

Jesus, I'm boring myself now.

People who bore themselves, people who say they like 'people watching' or things like 'I'm mad, take no notice though no one else does *guffaw*', people who tell you what they earn, rockers with long hair and a bald patch on top, statements like 'I don't suffer fools gladly'......

Phew, tired now.
 
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