Jacob B is Tarzan
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What gets me is the person sitting next to me laughing obnoxiously loud when I'm trying to sleep.
Inconsiderate assholes on airplanes
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sanchito1313
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I hate....
running out of battery for my iPod.
running out of battery for my iPod.
OOO man screaming kids with parents that ingore them piss me off! Not to mention those that pay no mind to anythign their kids are doing even if they are annoying the peopel around them.
For example: I get migraines unfortunately. This time I had a seriously nasty one where any about of movement, sound, scent and light was going to irritate it. There was a little child behind me. probably around 8 years old and his mother was next to him in the window seat reading a magazine. There was plenty of room to lean my chair back so I went ahead and leaned. Apparently the kid didn't like it and pushed my chair back up. I decided to just assume he was just being a kid and returned it to the lean position. Up went my seat again. This time I looked at the kid nicely but enough so he knew I was not pleased by his actions then leaned again. Up went my chair. Not at one time did his mother say a word. I turned around and gave her a look. She saw me and I let her know that her kids been kicking my chair and I'm not feeling well. She just smiled and looked at her kid and went back to reading. I went ahead and leaned my chair back again. I dind't get a kick for another....minute! Got a few hard kicks and a push again. This time I turned around and said to the kid, please stop that! Now I'm not in the practice of back talking or scolding someone else's kid but she obviously couldn't care less what her kid was doing even knowing it was disturbing me. I leaned one more time (this is getting funny almost but I was furious. There wasn't another seat on the flight and I had to be stuck infront of the biggest brat I knew. I went for the attendant button....before I pressed it I heard the mother say to her kid to switch seats. FINALLY! Clueless bitch finally got the hint! I was able to nap now for at least a little while before I was interrupted to be offered a drink. AHHHHHHH Why do attendants feel they gotta wake you up to ask you if you want a drink. NO! I don't want a drink! I want to sleep! AHHHHHHHHHH
For example: I get migraines unfortunately. This time I had a seriously nasty one where any about of movement, sound, scent and light was going to irritate it. There was a little child behind me. probably around 8 years old and his mother was next to him in the window seat reading a magazine. There was plenty of room to lean my chair back so I went ahead and leaned. Apparently the kid didn't like it and pushed my chair back up. I decided to just assume he was just being a kid and returned it to the lean position. Up went my seat again. This time I looked at the kid nicely but enough so he knew I was not pleased by his actions then leaned again. Up went my chair. Not at one time did his mother say a word. I turned around and gave her a look. She saw me and I let her know that her kids been kicking my chair and I'm not feeling well. She just smiled and looked at her kid and went back to reading. I went ahead and leaned my chair back again. I dind't get a kick for another....minute! Got a few hard kicks and a push again. This time I turned around and said to the kid, please stop that! Now I'm not in the practice of back talking or scolding someone else's kid but she obviously couldn't care less what her kid was doing even knowing it was disturbing me. I leaned one more time (this is getting funny almost but I was furious. There wasn't another seat on the flight and I had to be stuck infront of the biggest brat I knew. I went for the attendant button....before I pressed it I heard the mother say to her kid to switch seats. FINALLY! Clueless bitch finally got the hint! I was able to nap now for at least a little while before I was interrupted to be offered a drink. AHHHHHHH Why do attendants feel they gotta wake you up to ask you if you want a drink. NO! I don't want a drink! I want to sleep! AHHHHHHHHHH
LiberianGurl
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the airline needs to throw the flight safety video out the fucking window and put on a instructional courtesy tape. my once-a-week flight gets everything in that first list, and these need to be added:
1) no farting, burping, or gas expulsion of any kind will be tolerated on an airplane, whether it be silent or loud, inert or deadly.. we do not want our routines disrupted by your bodily functions. one word: takeashit.
2) all children who are obnoxious, loud, irritating, or in any form disruptive to any passenger will be placed in an overhead storage bin with a sound-proof seal, one flashlight, and a book.
3) all electronics which make a SINGLE noise (with the exception of placing it in a silent mode and\or turning it off, because this is courteous) will be seized and returned at the end of the flight. This includes cell phones, laptops, iPods\CD players, gameboys, everything. if you can control the volume, turn the sound off. if you can't control the volume, turn the device OFF.
4) have some fucking manners. request permission to lay your seat back. it is better to disturb someone verbally than to lay back at will and crush their legs.
5) if i want a drink, i'll press the "call" button that the airplane was built with. when finishing up paperwork, the last thing i want is a drink to spill and ruin it.
6) if you're fat, buy 2 seats. if your ass is going to bulge out even after requesting 2 seats, request your own row. obesity costs money.. sorry.
7) bathroom rules: while taking a shit may be relieving to you, the scent is not relieving to any of us. not only is it gross on the ground, but airplanes make any problem 2095 times worse. if you feel the urge to shit, you are allowed to respond IF and only IF your flight is international, or lasts more than 5 hours and you can't wait, and you are literally about to shit your pants, thus causing more stench even when seated (includes diarrhea).
8) Cell phones use radio waves. Radio waves interfere with flight instruments. If you would like the plane to crash, you may freely use your cell phone\radio wave emitting device. Otherwise, turn off your fucking cell phone.
9) sick? gonna spew? no problem! vomit bags are located right in front of you. the floor, a passenger's lap, and/or a passenger's leg\shoe are all completely unacceptable places to blast your bits.
feel free to add as necessary.
1) no farting, burping, or gas expulsion of any kind will be tolerated on an airplane, whether it be silent or loud, inert or deadly.. we do not want our routines disrupted by your bodily functions. one word: takeashit.
2) all children who are obnoxious, loud, irritating, or in any form disruptive to any passenger will be placed in an overhead storage bin with a sound-proof seal, one flashlight, and a book.
3) all electronics which make a SINGLE noise (with the exception of placing it in a silent mode and\or turning it off, because this is courteous) will be seized and returned at the end of the flight. This includes cell phones, laptops, iPods\CD players, gameboys, everything. if you can control the volume, turn the sound off. if you can't control the volume, turn the device OFF.
4) have some fucking manners. request permission to lay your seat back. it is better to disturb someone verbally than to lay back at will and crush their legs.
5) if i want a drink, i'll press the "call" button that the airplane was built with. when finishing up paperwork, the last thing i want is a drink to spill and ruin it.
6) if you're fat, buy 2 seats. if your ass is going to bulge out even after requesting 2 seats, request your own row. obesity costs money.. sorry.
7) bathroom rules: while taking a shit may be relieving to you, the scent is not relieving to any of us. not only is it gross on the ground, but airplanes make any problem 2095 times worse. if you feel the urge to shit, you are allowed to respond IF and only IF your flight is international, or lasts more than 5 hours and you can't wait, and you are literally about to shit your pants, thus causing more stench even when seated (includes diarrhea).
8) Cell phones use radio waves. Radio waves interfere with flight instruments. If you would like the plane to crash, you may freely use your cell phone\radio wave emitting device. Otherwise, turn off your fucking cell phone.
9) sick? gonna spew? no problem! vomit bags are located right in front of you. the floor, a passenger's lap, and/or a passenger's leg\shoe are all completely unacceptable places to blast your bits.
feel free to add as necessary.