In which environment is the following response heard more often:?

[Scuzzy Undies. Oops!]

If my kid said someone else did it first I wouldn't believe that little shit. He's always the one to instigate the trouble shenanigans, something he got from me so I can't even really get mad.

 

[Captain TFT w/syrup]

"Yeah, well, ____ did it first!"

1.) This section
2.) All elementary school playgrounds in the United States

Follow-up, if your child said this to you as a response when you asked them why they did something, would you accept it as sound reasoning?

Thanks!

 

[Shovel Ready]

This comes up in assault cases all the time. If someone punches you, you are entitled to defend yourself.

 

[Travis Anderson]

I wish I could give you 10 stars.

1.) This section

And no, this would not be an acceptable reason for my child.