In an election campaign pitting Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Leonardo Dicaprio...?

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What party do you think these men would belong to..

What would be their main issues..

and who would steal the win?
oh yeah, and why?
 
brad pitt-republican cuz hes always in lyk action movies. issues would b 2 much money in the world, ugly ppl, nd every child would have 2 b adopted

johnny depp-republican cuz he is lyk really into those action movies (edward scissorhands, pirates of the carribean). issues would b car pollution so only ships would b allowed.

leo dicaprio-democrats cuz he lyk a sweetheart in every movie he is in. issues would b world hunger, war in iraq, nd global warming. he would win cuz he would probably care bout the economy more then the other 2.
 
Dem Brad Pitt is Married to Angie who happens to be a New World/no borders guru, who wants to keep a distance from her own natural born child because she is too "priveledged"

Dem Johnny Depp lives in France -enough said

Dem Leonardo Dicaprio greenie weenie who believes in shoving enviromental rhetoric down our throat whilest a movie he filmed "the beach" nearly ruined the tropical island it was filmed on.
 
Brad, Johnny, and Leo would all be democrats. Leo is very left, Brad is very left, and Johnny moved across the ocean to get away from Bush.

I like how you think blah blah blah

democrats '08
 
Hmmm, lets change the parties up and make Brad Pitt for President and Leo for Vice Pres. Johnny can be Secretary of State :-)
 
Leo would be on the Green Party ticket

Depp would be a new Socialist party

and who cares about Pitt just let him go adopt some more babies
 
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