In a really depressed mood and i cant stop crying any jokes or funny videos pleasE?

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>.< sorry..? if you have links or somthing i need to get my mind off of it >.< i msorry i sound emo and stuff but im trying tnot to be sad
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_UtrUXPPc&feature=player_embedded

It might be impossible to not laugh at this.
 
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: a fsh

When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
 
Two guys are sitting at home reading an article on duck hunting.
The 1st guy looks at his buddy and says "Hey. That looks pretty good. We get out into the great outdoors, get away from the wives for awhile, and put some food on the table. What do you think?" His friend agrees and they go out and buy the guns, the dogs, the decoys, the blinds, etc.
The next morning at 4 am they are out there and ready.
It is now 4 pm.
They are cold and wet and haven't gotten a single duck.
The 1st guy looks at his buddy and says "You know, we have been out here for 12 hours and haven't gotten squat. We must be doing something wrong. What do you think?"
His buddy thinks about it for awhile and says "I don't know. Maybe we're just not throwing the dogs high enough."
 
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