The NUGE would win but the media would claim that Obama won as they never listened to a word the NUGE said. They were too fixated on their matinee idol and his new dog.
I don't know who would win, but Ted would get my vote.
@wyldfyr please google slaughter houses, then sit back , eat your cheeseburger and tell me again about defenseless animals, when you pay people to kill them for you.