Imma Fucking Rip Your Head Off Bitch!

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ejb_is_me_05

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So I had just finished practice. When I found that somebody had stole my backpack! Now this is my chain of thoughts...

Cool, i can get an extention on homework...

FUCK! I HAD ESSAYS AND A PROJECT IN THERE!

I'll find you you little bitch...

When I do, I'll rip your fucking head off.

But no... that would be too quick and painless....

Instead, I'll fucking lock you in a room and make you stand for days, while naked, in a room of rats. You will not eat for the entire time you are in there. Instead, you will stare at the wall while you're awake, and dream of horrible things. I will have a fat gay stripping in front of you, while I assrape you with a golf stick.

YOU FUCKED UP MY WEEK! I HAD FUCKING 2 HOT DATES, AND NOW I HAVE TO FUCKING BLOW THEM OFF TO DO HOMEWORK!

YOU LITTLE BITCH!

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Jesus that sucks bull balls dose you school have cameras. well it could be worse I park my 1984 El Cameno right in front of the fucking camera at school and SOMEONE FUCKING KEYED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT oh and you know what the best part is the camera didn't see shit, so it could be worse calm down :) heres to finding the person and beating the living shit out of him
 
i don't believe that

just fuckin with ya

however, do not blow-off the dates. stay up late, get up early, do what you need to do to get the work done and keep the dates. and then you can tell the girls about it on the date...how you busted your ass to keep the dates and they will be flattered rather than think you are a cheeseball for using that as an excuse to cancel.
 
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