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suggestions? (Un)fortunately, I'm not very mean in real life, so I'm terrible at coming up with clever comebacks or mean insulting names to call people. I'm looking for something clever and snarky... no "motherf*ckers" or "dickheads" please.
here's a little snippet of my story to help:
***I was stunned; stuck in a perpetual state of bliss that dissolved as soon as I reached my desk only to find Logan Early in it. He was leering at me like he always does and I glared at him with all I had.
“I’m sorry Charlotte, am I in your seat?”
I was not going to start talking to him. Not now. Not ever. His malignant grin grew despite my silence.
“You’re going to have to speak to me to get me to move, Hot Lips.”
I slammed my books down on my desk hoping they’d slam on his fingers before he removed them. I was very close.
“Jesus, Lotte! Aggressive much?”
My lips parted and a slew of possible lashings filled my mind. Instead I looked at Spencer, already in his seat to the right of my desk, and said, “Spencer, would you mind removing this disgusting ___(fill in the blank)___ out of my seat?"***
I was going to put "disgusting insect" but I think that's too... I don't know... easy. I need something more cutting than that. Any suggestions?
here's a little snippet of my story to help:
***I was stunned; stuck in a perpetual state of bliss that dissolved as soon as I reached my desk only to find Logan Early in it. He was leering at me like he always does and I glared at him with all I had.
“I’m sorry Charlotte, am I in your seat?”
I was not going to start talking to him. Not now. Not ever. His malignant grin grew despite my silence.
“You’re going to have to speak to me to get me to move, Hot Lips.”
I slammed my books down on my desk hoping they’d slam on his fingers before he removed them. I was very close.
“Jesus, Lotte! Aggressive much?”
My lips parted and a slew of possible lashings filled my mind. Instead I looked at Spencer, already in his seat to the right of my desk, and said, “Spencer, would you mind removing this disgusting ___(fill in the blank)___ out of my seat?"***
I was going to put "disgusting insect" but I think that's too... I don't know... easy. I need something more cutting than that. Any suggestions?