* Pop music that is played incessantly by every fucking station in the fucking country for a full fucking month, until it starts all over again with a NEW POS song by an artist you will never hear from again
* Dave Mustaine
* Fuckholes who act all high and mighty because they got into the Honors program before you
* Asshole drivers who drive the speed limit in the fast lane (DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF A SLOW LANE YOU IGNORANT HEAP OF SHEEP FECES?!)
* Asshole drivers who drive 20-35 UNDER in the slow lane because they are arthritic grannies clutching their colonscopy bags like they were giving birth to them
* Asshole customers who want their groceries double bagged in PAPER
* Asshole customers who want their groceries bagged as paper IN plastic
* The bakery manager at my store...stupid whore who doesn't teach people how to do JACK SHIT then gets all bitchy and pissy with them when they do the shit they were NOT told how to do wrong
* My fiance's ex. Fucking whore, he doesn't want you. Shut that revolving man-door you call a cunt and go catch gonorrhea
* Silverware in unequal amounts in the dishwasher (So I'm slightly OCD, get the fuck over it)
* Coworkers who are pregnant and thus hormonal and act like they got a fucking pole up their ass the minute you make a suggestion
* Friends who disappear the minute you really need them, no matter how often you were their for their sorry asses
* Conformity. Seriously, it's a fucking DISEASE
* Pop culture. Seriously, it makes me sick. I don't give a fuck WHO you are, guys wearing eyeliner and nail polish while wearing pants that give away their religion at a glance is NOT attractive. I don't like not being able to tell a dude from a chick at a distance. It's fuckin' WRONG
* People who shove religion down my throat. I'm not religious, not in the way everyone thinks, but the minute you do, I WILL bring out the philosophy I follow and I can tell you right fuckin' now, most of you will not like it
* Politicians. They all lie, why can't you idiots figure that shit out already? They all same the same exact shit, and that same exact shit happens to be LIES
* People who still believe the government is a government "By the people, of the people, for the people" Guess what dipshit, no it's not. To say "Government by the special interest groups, of the rich, for the corporations" is more accurate. YOUR VOTES DECIDE NOTHING, WHY HAVE YOU ALL NOT REALIZED THIS YET?
* Spiders. I don't care what you say, they are EVIL and WRONG and just....NOT RIGHT
* My graduating class-they're all close-minded, judgemental, conforming, hypocritical fucktards. I hope they all catch crabs
* People in general. I hate everyone until I get a chance to know them. Then I will either like you or hate you more.
* People who think that because I'm 5' and less than 110 lbs that I cannot stand up for myself or that I'm weak. C'mere shithead, I'll make sure everyone will admire your sweet soprano for the rest of your life.
* Racists/nazis/political correctness/homophobes/sexists-seriously, I think this world would be a happier place if you all collectively drowned. What do you call a bus full of Nazis at the bottom of the ocean? A good start
* 80+ yr old men who hit on me at work. Seriously. It's fucking creepy.
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* Put your fucking cart back where it fucking goes, PLEASE. I'm not paid enough to round up 20 carts that are placed IN THE MIDDLE OF PARKING SPACES because your fat ass is too damn lazy to put a cart where it SHOULD go so NO ONE HITS IT WITH THEIR CAR even though you were walking around shopping buying MORE food for your already fat-ass
* Have your fucking coupons ready when you get to the checker, please. That way you don't hold up the fucking LINE
* Tell me when you first start putting your shit on the counter if you want paper or plastic. Seriously. I'm sick and tired of idiots saying "Oh yeah, could I have paper?" when I've already bagged HALF of your shit in PLASTIC
* Same as above only, for double paper. I don't give a fuck if it's environmentally better, fucktard. Why don't you move your fat ass over here and bag in double paper, ok? See how easy it is to put the fucking bags in right? It's not. Fuckhead.
* If the lights over the customer service desk are OFF and there is a sign AT THE COUNTER saying it's closed, don't stand there like a retard asking if the customer service desk is open. It's not. You are not special enough to warrant it opening at 11 at night JUST FOR YOU
* Who gives a fuck if you don't have exact change?! Jesus tap-dancing CHRIST, the world will NOT end if you do NOT have EXACT FUCKING CHANGE. I don't care if you've "got another penny/dime/nickel/quarter" in that elephant-scrotum sized purse, just ROUND IT UP! That way, the next time you come through and annoy the shit out of people for exact change, you know you'll have some!
* Unless no regular lanes are open, 15 items or less literally means 15 items or less. I don't care if it's the only lane open and you've got 2 carts loaded up with fatty foods to feed you and your fat ass family, WAIT YER FUCKIN TURN AT A REGULAR LANE
* Just because I happen to be PAUSING at the end of a checkstand does NOT mean its open
* Just because I haven't gotten there yet doesn't mean you should start bagging. It makes me look bad and could make me lose my job. I need my job. So STOP
* Stop fuckin' spilling shit all over the place. Seriously. Are you always that clumsy? If yes, then step away from the glass containers. I'm tired of cleaning up the messes y'all make without telling us. And don't try to clean it up. It's our job. You just make it worse, trust me.
* If I am wearing a smock that SAYS THE NAME OF THE STORE ON IT, do NOT ask me if I work there. "No, I don't work here, I just found this INCREDIBLY fashionable smock and I just HAD to wear it. Does it make my butt look big? YES I work here you idiot, now what the hell do you want?"
